i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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