You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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