Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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