the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
