I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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