I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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