yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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