Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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