I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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