@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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