Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
