Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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