It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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