I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Randomize
