I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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