I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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