i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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