I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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