Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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