Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
COCAINE IS GR8
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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