Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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