So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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