i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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