Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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