I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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