For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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