She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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