The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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