JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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