we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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