Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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