My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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