You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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