tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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