brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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