what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
