it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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