is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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