Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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