Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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