Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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