thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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