There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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