who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
