never play flip cup with pint glasses
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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