at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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