he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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