Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I could fuck to npr.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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