maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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