I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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