i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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