She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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