This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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