I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This is the high leading the old right now
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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