i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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