I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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