I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
